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The MATURE Patches

This collection contains all things snarky, obnoxious and potentially offensive. You have been warned!
Star Rating Patches

Star Rating Patches
Because F*ck You Patch

Because F*ck You Patch
Snarky Medical Alert Patch

Snarky Medical Alert Patch
Emergency Ration Patch

Emergency Ration Patch
Snarky Catty Patch

Snarky Catty Patch
Operation Enduring Clusterf*ck Patch

Operation Enduring Clusterf*ck Patch
Sensitivity Patch

Sensitivity Patch
Big Fucking Nerd Patch

Big Fucking Nerd Patch
Floppy Disk Patch

Floppy Disk Patch
Don't F*ck It Up Patch

Don't F*ck It Up Patch
Peen Flower Patch

Peen Flower Patch
Pretty Profanity Patches

Pretty Profanity Patches
I Won't Do What You Tell Me Iron On Patch

I Won't Do What You Tell Me Iron On Patch
Love To Stay And Chat Patch

Love To Stay And Chat Patch
Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again Patch

Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again Patch
Loving Memory Patch

Loving Memory Patch
Danger Sign Patch

Danger Sign Patch
Also Available in Sober Patch

Also Available in Sober Patch
Wilbur the Willy Patch

Wilbur the Willy Patch
Cunt Embroidered Iron On Patch

Cunt Embroidered Iron On Patch
Boobs Patch

Boobs Patch
GLOW in the DARK Get In Loser Patch

GLOW in the DARK Get In Loser Patch
F*ck All Y'all Patch

F*ck All Y'all Patch
Don't Be An A**hat Patch

Don't Be An A**hat Patch