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The MATURE Patches

This collection contains all things snarky, obnoxious and potentially offensive. You have been warned!
Star Rating Patches

Star Rating Patches

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Snarky Medical Alert Patch

Snarky Medical Alert Patch

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Because F*ck You Patch

Because F*ck You Patch

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Recycle, Reuse, Renew, Rethink Viral Recycling Patch

Recycle, Reuse, Renew, Rethink Viral Recycling Patch

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Emergency Ration Patch

Emergency Ration Patch

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Snarky Catty Patch

Snarky Catty Patch

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Operation Enduring Clusterf*ck Patch

Operation Enduring Clusterf*ck Patch

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Sensitivity Patch

Sensitivity Patch

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Big Fucking Nerd Patch

Big Fucking Nerd Patch

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Floppy Disk Patch

Floppy Disk Patch

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Don't F*ck It Up Patch

Don't F*ck It Up Patch

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Peen Flower Patch

Peen Flower Patch

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Loving Memory Patch

Loving Memory Patch

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Danger Sign Patch

Danger Sign Patch

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Also Available in Sober Patch

Also Available in Sober Patch

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Pretty Profanity Patches

Pretty Profanity Patches

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Wilbur the Willy Patch

Wilbur the Willy Patch

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Boobs Patch

Boobs Patch

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GLOW in the DARK Get In Loser Patch

GLOW in the DARK Get In Loser Patch

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F*ck All Y'all Patch

F*ck All Y'all Patch

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Don't Be An A**hat Patch

Don't Be An A**hat Patch

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Salty AF Patch

Salty AF Patch

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Go F*ck A Duck Patch

Go F*ck A Duck Patch

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Not Today Clucka Patch

Not Today Clucka Patch

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