Snarky Medical Alert Patch
Snarky Medical Alert Iron On Patch!
These are just examples of wording you can add to your patch! We will list some other options below but really, the sky is the limit on these ones!
I Fall Out Of Bed
Mad Zombie Disease
I Choke On Air
I’m A Dickhead
I’m An Asshole
I’m A Bitch
I Trip Over Air
**Legit medical alert patches also available.
Our patches are perfect for any pop culture lover! Add them to your jacket, your bag, your cosplay, anywhere you can use an iron!
The Important Stuff:
Dimensions: Approx 9cm diameter
Backing: Iron On
Embroidered By: The Craft Rebellion in Brisbane, Australia.
Patches can be applied directly to desired garments with an iron. Simply cover with a cloth or parchment paper, Apply firm pressure for 30 seconds on high. Turn garment inside out and repeat. Check bond at edges once cool and if required, repeat process. We recommend a few hand stitches, especially on larger patches to ensure a long-lasting bond and that you only use a gentle hand wash on any felt patches.
The Production Stuff:
Due to the handmade nature of these items and that we make them to order, our production time can vary from 5 business days to up to 3-4 weeks. This is the time it takes for us to create your patches once you have placed your order. It does not include shipping time. Please check the production timeframe for your items PRIOR to purchase. Please check our store announcement for current processing timeframes.
The International Shipping Stuff:
Our non tracked international shipping method is no longer available. All international orders are now shipped with DHL and come with tracking and a significantly shorter transit timeframe.
**Please note that due to different screen and monitor configurations, colours may vary from those shown in images.